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Theater for the New City (Community Space)
New York, NY
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"EEEEEEEEE" follows four very normal women: Emilia, Emily, Emmy and Eleanor who belong to a very normal polyamorous cult that praises Ellen DeGeneres as its god. On a very normal Sunday, after their weekly ritual of burning the insides of Oreos and confessing their latest sexual encounters, Emilia admits that she had accidentally slept with someone whose name begins with the letter i instead of the letter e. This is a direct violation of the cult's rule number 9. The women tie Emilia to a chair, gag her, and prevent her from watching The Ellen Show while they await Ellens punishment for Emilias inexcusable sin. Tensions grow high as Ellens response takes longer than expected. When Ellen finally calls back, it's with a message of rejection. After receiving this horrible blow, the girls attempt to put their differences aside and get on Ellen's show to beg her for forgiveness. They find the application to get on Ellen's show, and decide to do whatever they can to make their lives into the perfect Ellen story. This involves performing an extended montage of the formulas on the Ellen Degeneres website, which include being newly engaged, struggling to pay for college, changing your life with a new car, taking cute animal videos, sharing epic pep rally moments and telling why your family needs a vacation.

Part of Theater for the New City's Dream Up Festival 2019.


Theater for the New City (Community Space) (View)
155 First Avenue
New York, NY 10003
United States


Arts > Performance
Arts > Theatre

Minimum Age: 5
Kid Friendly: Yes!
Dog Friendly: Yes!
Non-Smoking: Yes!
Wheelchair Accessible: Yes!


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